THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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