i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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