I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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