Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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