i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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