White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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