What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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