Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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