honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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