This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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