How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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