last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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