I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
This baby is an asshole
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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