well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
