Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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