So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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