your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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