i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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