im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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