ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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