love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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