I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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