I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Randomize
