shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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