Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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