We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
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