Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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