Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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