So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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