Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
How's work?
Spinning.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
