Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize