If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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