he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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