eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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