Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
why is half of my head shaved?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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