Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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