BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Less talking, more tequila
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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