I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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