Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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