i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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