i barfeds in our rink
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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