Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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