i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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