Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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