his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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