Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina

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(970): View more from Colorado

I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning

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(417): View more from Missouri

I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.

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(425): View more from Washington

What goes on in that head of yours?

(206): View more from Washington

Gay sex, for the most part. Why?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.

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Where are you?

(336): View more from North Carolina

dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap

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