He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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