i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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