She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
