4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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