Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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