dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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