Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
