also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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